Sunday, April 19, 2009

Facebook will be your new porn.

I little Blue Jay flew over my head today. He was very much a friendly bird. He delicately landed on my shoulder and started to chirp as if he was talking to me. He got closer and closer to my ear and then cocked his head to the side like a dog would after you try shoving his face into your peanut-buttered covered nutsack. Then... a miracle happened.... he said

"YO MOTHAFUCKA YOUS GOSTA LOOK AT THIS MOTHA FUCKING VIDEO DAWG! IT SHOWS YOU HOW TO MAKE TITTIES APPEAR THROUGH T-SHIRTS! YOUS GOSTA USE THAT MOTHA FUCKING PHOTOSHOP YO!"

He bequeathed me the holiest grail of all fucking URLs. I share this gift with you now.

Alright kids... start fucking going through your facebook friends.


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